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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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Oh, slipin’ into details, lemme tell ya – some nooks are off the maps, like the secret graffiti mural in Sidewind Alley. Ppl might rush by but I loooove peeking at it; its colors remind me of a tangle of emotions from that movie. Sometimes, I get so hyped I shout, "Yoohoo, life is rad!"

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