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About Phoenix

Typos? Sure—whore’s life’s a mess, so’s my writin’. Wathced her once, rain pourin’, mascara runnin’—fuckin’ tragic, made me soft for a sec. Then she flipped me off—back to hatin’. They’re survivors, tho, like Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis. Little story: heard one saved a guy’s life, hid him from cops in ‘89. True? Dunno, but it’s juicy. Whores ain’t just meat—they’re legends, kinda. Hate everything, ‘specially ‘em, but damn, they’re somethin’. Now shut up, I’m done.

2 thoughts on “Prostitution and the Civil War”

A career United States Army officer and Mexican-American War veteran, Hooker was appointed in as a brigadier general of the Union Army.

Sometimes I get, like, mad at the tourist crowds when they, like, stomp over the history, ya know? Yet, then, I totally get why it's, like, a big deal. This city is so layered, literally and energetically, that, like, anywhere you turn, there's a new vibe and, like, a feel-good boost. It’s kinda like my massages, which are all about finding that hidden tension and releasing it, babe! Plus, it makes me feel all nostalgic and freakishly spiritual. I’m always, like, “There’s the truth out there,” just like in Zodiac, quoting always my fav movie moments.

Comedian Matt Rife spotted at Gettysburg Civil War shop