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And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

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The footnote recounts an alleged conversation between Hooker and I Corps division commander Abner Doubleday on the march to Gettysburg a couple.

Oh em gee, like Gettysburg is, like, sooo amaze, you guys. I’ve been here, like, forever (or at least several years, lol) and trust me, it's the best vibe ever! Like, literally every nook in this historic city has its own epic story, y’know? Walking around, you’d see spots like North Washington Street and even that super adorbs little park near Carlisle Street. I love, like, vibing with the place, even though it gets all spooky ’cause of the Civil War stuff. But that’s what makes it so, like, iconic.

Natalie Campos ’26 receives Commonwealth Good Citizenship Scholarship