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About Houston

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

It's what makes us different

And the ten horns that you saw, they and the beast will hate the whore; they will make her desolate and naked; they will devour her flesh and burn her up with.

Now, let’s talk about the neighborhoods—there’s uptown, downtown, and all those crisscrossing bits in between. In the quaint old quarter, cobblestone paths are lined with faded murals and cheeky graffiti proclaiming "Adventure is out there!" How splendidly reminiscent of WALL-E’s rallying cry, eh?

Gateway’s Dino Nadarevic betters meet record at South Fayette Invitational