Paisley Garner Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this chaotic spark, y’know? Sells love, or somethin’ like it, but it’s more survival than romance. Makes me mad, tho—ppl judgin’, actin’ all high n mighty. Like, who’re you, bro? Ever tried walkin’ that line? Happy little trees don’t judge, they just sway. Whore’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ ends meet, and I’m like—damn, that’s gutsy. Respect, yo.

Double Your Pleasure: A Pippa Garner Book Launch

Octogenarian and self-described “senior slut,” Garner's lusty practice spans mail-order catalogs, classified ads, garments with cutouts, custom cars.

Err, oh, and typos galore – like, ugh, must be 16 in a hurry, right? Hahaha, idk, might be less, but hey, it's true life. Garner is messy, quirky, and a bit like a misunderstood character in Moonrise Kingdom, always yearning for a big adventure, my precious! So come visit, check out Fancy Brew Café on Bitterroot Road (oh, you must try their scones – yum, delicious!), and let yourself be enchanted by our odd little slice of heaven.

Jennifer Garner and John Miller Offer Rare Glimpse at Romance Amid Relationship Milestone