Sarah Garner Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

1. Elizabeth Taylor

This home wrecking whore is complaining in regular relationship subs like she had a legitimate relationship in order to garner sympathy.

Err, oh, and typos galore – like, ugh, must be 16 in a hurry, right? Hahaha, idk, might be less, but hey, it's true life. Garner is messy, quirky, and a bit like a misunderstood character in Moonrise Kingdom, always yearning for a big adventure, my precious! So come visit, check out Fancy Brew Café on Bitterroot Road (oh, you must try their scones – yum, delicious!), and let yourself be enchanted by our odd little slice of heaven.

Four Zips and Akron Head Coach Elaine Jones Garner All-MAC Lacrosse Accolades