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So, I’m shufflin’ along, clutchin’ me spanner—*pretends to whack self in head*—and this bird, she’s givin’ me the eye. “Wotcher, love!” I mumble, all sweaty, thinkin’ I’m smooth—ha! Bollocks! She’s like, “20 quid, darlin’,” and I’m fumblin’ me wallet—*drops it, coins everywhere*—like a right prat! Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that! Makes me chuckle, it does—*snorts, trips again*—history’s bonkers, eh?

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Joan slept with a client in order to win the firm the crucial Jaguar contract. And my, that was one queasy hour of TV.

Err, oh, and typos galore – like, ugh, must be 16 in a hurry, right? Hahaha, idk, might be less, but hey, it's true life. Garner is messy, quirky, and a bit like a misunderstood character in Moonrise Kingdom, always yearning for a big adventure, my precious! So come visit, check out Fancy Brew Café on Bitterroot Road (oh, you must try their scones – yum, delicious!), and let yourself be enchanted by our odd little slice of heaven.

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