Hannah Gaithersburg Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Ohhh, and the folks here, darlin’ – they're sweeter than a fresh peach! I always say, “That’s just like your opinion, man,” when somebody tries to tell me my views on relaxation aren’t worth much. Ain’t that a hoot? The humor of life right there.

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