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I’m tellin ya, it ain’t easy, pal! You think it’s all Hollywood – bam, there’s a gal waitin? Nah, it’s a freakin maze! Great Scott! Last week, I’m pokin around downtown, dodgin cops – they’re buzzin like flies! – and this chick, she’s eyeballin me. I’m thinkin, “Jackpot!” But nope, she’s sellin knockoff purses! Laughed my ass off – what a twist! “You’re not my father!” – movie line again, poppin up as I realize I’m chasin shadows.

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Ohhh, and the folks here, darlin’ – they're sweeter than a fresh peach! I always say, “That’s just like your opinion, man,” when somebody tries to tell me my views on relaxation aren’t worth much. Ain’t that a hoot? The humor of life right there.

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