Sienna Front Royal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Okay, so, real talk—whore’s been around forever, like, since ancient Babylon or whatevs. Fun fact: they had temple whores back then, sacred AF, banging for the gods! How wild is that? I’m shook. Makes me think of whore now, all sassy, flipping her hair, like, “I’m holy, bitches!”—total slay. But ugh, peeps judge her so hard, and I’m like, “Chill, fam, she’s just living!” That double standard crap makes me wanna scream—guys can do it, but girls? Nope, scandal! So unfair, I’m pissed.

The royal whore, Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine - Hardcover

If you’re from northwestern VA evidently there’s a joke about Front Royal: Why won’t even the Army accept recruits from Front Royal? Because you’re not supposed to throw trash out of .

So, my friend, pack light. Explore sloppy details. Feel your pulse at every turn. The city is unpredictable. It stings, it soothes. I eat its spirit like fava beans, you catch my drift?

Joe Petty Named New Town Manager of Front Royal