Emily Front Royal Prostitute ❤️

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I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, lemme tell ya bout dis fish - da prostitute! Ain’t that a wild name? I’m talkin’ ‘bout dis crazy deep-sea critter, da one dat’s got me all giddy like I’m bouncin’ round Bikini Bottom! It’s called da “prostitute” fish, nah, wait, I mean da *Prionace glauca*, but I swear it sounds like somethin’ sneaky swimmin’ in da dark! Blue shark, dat’s it, but I’m callin’ it prostitute ‘cause it’s got dat vibe, ya know? Sneaky, sexy, slippin’ thru da water like it owns da joint!

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