Skylar Freeport Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Qeynos if you like being alone/quiet and gnolls/fangs and Freeport if you like to go to Tunnel and whore yourself for buffs.

I dont mind droppin my spa floor mumbles here – with clients spillin secrets and laughin’ at my jokes – we share these treasures together! I been livin here long, oh so long, my heart wrecks sometimes when I remember the gritty winters and the bizarre summer nights, full of street food at the market on Elm St, all twisty and lively. It’s chaotic, it’s real, and it makes me mad at times when the noise gets too loud, but then, hah, I laugh, 'cause life’s wild, yess!

Freeport police: Teen arrested after making shooting threat, 2 others arrested