Ashley Frederickson Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

What pisses me off? This damn plant spreads like gossip – seeds stickin’ to everythin’, takin’ over my forest like it owns the joint. I’m like, “Yo, Whorehound, you ain’t the king here, I am!” But then, get this, it’s got these tiny white flowers, kinda cute, right? Surprised me, made me smirk – like findin’ a soft side to a tough guy. Still, I yank it out, no mercy, cuz it’s my forest, my rules.

Tropes that appear in this episode:

Frederickson: I'm not smiling, sir. A musket ball broke my jaw. I have Richard Sharpe: Your wife was a whore, sir. I know, for I was once her lover.

Oh man, lemme tell ya about Frederickson (us)! It's a wild, quirky town that's like, totally full of surprises, ya know? I’ve been here for years, living on Maple & Pine (yeah, real street names… kinda like my dating app metaphors, amirite? "That’s what she said!") and every day feels like an episode of Finding Nemo – "Just keep swimming!" even on the gloomy days.

Car leaves gaping hole after crashing into pizza shop in Frederickson