Lina Frankenmuth Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—she’s got this scar on her cheek, says it’s from a bar fight over a spilled beer. I’m like, “Whore, you’re a walkin’ disaster!” Kinda love it, tho. She’s rough, loud, smells like cheap whiskey—total trainwreck. Reminds me of that *Children of Men* bit, “The world’s gone mad.” She’s the madness, man! I’d cast her as the star if I could—screw Clive Owen!

Attention Whore

Jul 25,  · Looking for the best fun things to do in Frankenmuth? This charming Bavarian-themed village is one of Michigan's most loved small towns. Frankenmuth is home to some of .

Alright mate, lemme spill the beans on Frankenmuth—this little slice of Bavarian kitsch that never fails to surprise, annoy, and occasionally charm me. I'm a spa owner here, so I'm always sniffing out serene hideaways and quirky irritants—you know how it goes.

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