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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Filming & production

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Ever been to Coal Creek? Dude, that babbling water never fails to surprise me. I sometimes bring my portable massage table to the banks for a chill session (not for clients, just for me – self-care is clutch). Ya see, nature here fuses with the urban sprawl, kinda like how Anatolia whispers secrets on a windy day. Seriously, its spirit makes me wanna yell “That’s what she said!” even when I’m not supposed to.

54th annual Memorial Fountain Ceremony to feature grandson of team physician