Sophie Fountain Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Little known fact: some whores in history, they’d poison dudes for fun. Like, slip ‘em arsenic, watch ‘em choke—hilarious! Bet they’d smirk, “You know what this is?” like Christoph Waltz, all smug. Makes me laugh, but also—damn, that’s cold! I’d never mess with ‘em, too scary. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause they get away with it! Where’s MY power, huh? Respect my authoritah!

Male seeking Female

I'm exploring Fountain-Valley to its fullest and whore is extraordinary! I've never felt this connected to someone before. I have a soft spot.

I gotta warn ya – the city ain’t all rainbows. The streets like 5th and Liberty sometimes make me mad, cuz the traffic’s a nightmare. Ughhh, I mean, come on! But every cringey traffic jam is just another weird part of Fountain’s charm. It’s like, “Oh, come on life, give me a break!” then I snap my fingers and go “That's what she said!” and laugh at my own joke.

Town of Fountain Hills recognized for financial reporting