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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, let’s chat bout whores—dirty, wild topic! Got me thinkin of *The Wolf of Wall Street*—my fave flick, Scorsese’s mad genius from 2013. That film’s a bloody riot—greed, sex, and whores everywhere! Jordan Belfort, that slimy git, swimmin in cash and tail. “Sell me this pen,” he’d say, but whores sold him their souls!

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Neighborhoods are just as quirky. West End shouts creativity, hip coffee shops and murals on St. Patrick. I had tea at some hole-in-the-wall on Larkins Ln—so cozy, feels like your ex’s sweater. Meanwhile, downtown’s buzzing with art studios and that odd little museum on Birch. Rumor has it, the old clock tower there rings like you're in a film scene, "We come in peace, not in war," echoing these weird vibes.

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