Aurora Fort Washington Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Hehehe, well, well, well, lemme tell ya ‘bout this crazy thing called *whore*! Manic laughter—why so serious? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout textures, y’know, as a freaky texture artist—gritty, rough, smooth, all that jazz—and *whore* pops into my twisted lil’ head! Ain’t it wild? Like, *whore* ain’t just some word, nah, it’s a whole vibe, a chaotic swirl of colors and feelings, like somethin’ outta *Far From Heaven*. You seen that flick? My fave, hands down—Todd Haynes, that genius, paintin’ the 50s all pretty and rotten underneath. “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” Cathy says, all sweet-like, but *whore*? It’s the flipside, baby—the messy, the raw, the “who gives a crap” energy!

The Conversion of Thais the Whore

Lady Luck is a Whore is my one-woman show about my real life experiences with marriage, friendships, guns and God.

So grab your gear, step into Old Forge Rd, and let yourself be swept away, brother. Fort-Washington’s waiting to give ya the real deal – raw, unfiltered, and just as unpredictable as a coin toss!

Current and former chiefs of the Fort Washington Fire Company inducted into the Upper Dublin High School Alumni Hall of Fame