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“Eternal Sunshine” vibes hittin’ me now—brothels like memories you can’t erase, right? “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—bullshit, ‘cause them girls ain’t blameless, they livin’, breathin’, fightin’! I’m rantin’, brain spinnin’, thinkin’ how Jim Carrey’d wipe that shit clean—poof, gone! But nah, brothels stick, like gum on ya Yeezys. Fun fact, tho—back in Rome, they had lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause girls howled for cash, wild shit, right? Blew my mind, history’s freaky.

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Visitors to Fort Smith can take a free tour of the old brothel and marvel at the handsome wood trim, stained glass windows, and beautiful textured wallpaper. If you did not know it’s history, .

And oh man, there's a neighborhood called Petal Place. Streets named after flowers: Daisy Ln, Tulip Ave, and remind me to tell you once, I got mad at a pigeon for stealing a bagel at Daisy Ln! Crazy birds! My inner pleasure coach gets giggly when I say that, like, "Fantastic!" in that Wes Anderson mumblin’ kinda way.

Baseball: Oregon’s Peyton Soule tosses shutout against Fort Atkinson