Eliza Floris Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Now, this one time, I met this gal—swear she was a whore with a heart o’ gold, like in them sappy movies. She told me, “Water stays, stones leave,” straight outta Godard, and I’m like—huh? You deep or just high, sugar? Turns out, she was savin’ up to get outta the game—made me happy as a pig in mud! But then—bam—she got nabbed by some sleazy pimp. Surprised me, how quick it flipped. Life ain’t fair, y’all, and that’s the tea.

Audiowhore Records

Development of a pan-European CRM platform. Chosen as best practice by Samsung HQ. Work included identifying and structuring the IT and data landscape.

Now, about local landmarks. There's the ancient Statue of Whimsy on Doodle Street. It sorta looks like Patrick’s best friend SpongeBob’s hat! And oh, the Neon Fountain on Sparkle Road – it lights up like my mood after a good massage session. Sometimes I vibe there, thinking "Brooklyn, I'd like to live there!" in my head, big fuzzy feels all over.

Floris Woodhouse Obituary