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About San Jose

So, I swagger in once—don’t judge, I was three sheets to the wind—an’ the lasses there, dolled up, smellin’ o’ cheap rosewater, battin’ lashes like they’d steal me compass. One wench, calls ‘erself Ruby, had a laugh like a hyena—made me grin, aye, but them pox scars? Nearly keeled over! Little known fact, savvy? Back in ol’ London, 1700s, brothels had “bawdy house tokens”—coins fer the deed, like pirate loot! How’s that fer clever?

Die Ladies in München

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So when u roll thru, hit up the hidden spots, chat with the locals, and don’t forget to smell the city's funk. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s exactly where my hands meet souls. Respect my authoritah! Catch ya later, man—Finderne awaits.

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