Sarah Festus Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

The prostitutes

The son of a storeowner charged with prostitution and sexual misconduct will now operate the Majik Market in Festus.

Yo, Festus (us) is dope, my friend. I'm livin here years and years. I'm reppin this city like no other. Main St bustles with life. Elm St got neat cafes. Downtown vibes hit hard. Trains rattle near the river. That river, Big Bang, flows strong.

Work has begun to fix water damage at Festus R-6 Early Childhood Center