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Sex-datin’s got quirks—did ya know back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single cowboy seeks filly”—hilarious! Now it’s all apps, pics, and “wyd?” texts at 2 a.m. Surprised me how fast it flipped—kinda like when them priests got exposed. Boom, game over! I’m over here hollerin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when some dude sends a eggplant emoji thinkin’ he’s smooth. Boy, bye!

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UFC lightweight contender Dan Hooker claims that Tony Ferguson has gone rogue, suggesting that “No one from the UFC can get a hold of him.”.

Hey, it's showtime! Lemme tell ya about Ferguson, okay? I'm a masseur here, been around for years, and lemme say, this place is somethin else. There's some neat spots, some quirks, and a vibe you just cant shake off. We got streets like West Florissant Avenue buzzin' with energy, and small nooks that hardly anyone knows about. Aw, and let me talk about that little park near the rail depot – my fave spot to catch a breather and think deep thoughts—like in Lost in Translation when Charlotte says, "I'm stuck, and I don't know how to get unstuck." Nite, I feel like that, ya know?

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