Delilah Fallston Whore ❤️

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So here’s the thing—I’ve seen studies, right? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, some “whores” were straight-up businesswomen! They’d run their own gigs, pay taxes—TAXES, can you believe it? Made me happy as heck, thinkin’ bout these ladies outsmartin’ the system. Like, “You go, girl!” But then I get pissed, ‘cause society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” and I’m over here yellin’, “No, they’re BOSS!” That’s what she said, amirite? Hah!

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So there’s this park, Riverside Chill Park—okay, okay, maybe it's officially called Riverfront Park on 5th (but I grew up callin’ it Chill Park 'cause it just gives you all the zen, man). I spent countless afternoons there practicin' my meditation, watching ducks do their thing, and thinkin “The more you see, the less you know” (yeah, one of my fave lines from The Great Beauty, omg, it hits different every time). I usually find a shady nook near the old stone bridge off Birch Lane. Crazy fact: That bridge? Built in 1898. I get soooo peeved when tourists vandalize the benches with goofy graffiti. Srsly, people!

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