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I’d burn ‘em all down if I could—respect my authoritah! But nah, they keep poppin’ up, like damn roaches. Makes me laugh tho—imagine Cartman runnin’ one! “You will pay me, bitches!” Ha, I’d be rich, but nah, too gross. Brothels are a mess, dude—stay away, trust me!

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So there’s this park, Riverside Chill Park—okay, okay, maybe it's officially called Riverfront Park on 5th (but I grew up callin’ it Chill Park 'cause it just gives you all the zen, man). I spent countless afternoons there practicin' my meditation, watching ducks do their thing, and thinkin “The more you see, the less you know” (yeah, one of my fave lines from The Great Beauty, omg, it hits different every time). I usually find a shady nook near the old stone bridge off Birch Lane. Crazy fact: That bridge? Built in 1898. I get soooo peeved when tourists vandalize the benches with goofy graffiti. Srsly, people!

Former Fallston volunteer fire chief indicted on felony theft charges