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But here’s the piss-off part – halfway through, she’s checkin’ her phone. Like I’m borin’ her! I snap, “What, got a better cripple lined up?” She shrugs, says, “Chill, just my pimp.” Oh, great, now I’m picturin’ some greasy dude countin’ my 50 bucks. Ruined the mood – hate that control-freak bullshit.

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Down in downtown Fallon, ya got Main Street—oh, the Main Street, so lively! Crazy little diners, quirky bars, and even hidden corners where gossip flows like water, yesss. Echoes of “Innuendo, baby, it’s all groovy” echo through my head, like the line in Inherent Vice, oh, yes! And oh, there’s a corner on Elm Ave where I once met a charming troll—I mean, a lovely lady—so pure and weird.

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