Amelia Fairlawn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Humor? Bruh, imagine me gettin’ one—screamin’, “RUB HARDER, I’M A CASHIER!” Sarcasm drips when I see bougie types actin’ shy—bitch, you paid $200, own it! Quirks? I’m picturin’ Sy Ableman givin’ tips: “Accept the mystery, schmuck!” while I’m oiled up, laughin’. It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore—erotic-massge, eroti-massage, who cares?! Point is, it’s dope—relaxes you, freaks you out, leaves you sayin’, “Actions have consequences!” like the movie. Try it, fam—chaos approved!

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Now, lemme spill somethin'—I get mad when those fella start messin’ with the local vibe. I tell ‘em, "Come on, c’mon now, ya gotta respect our roots!" And then there was that time on Redwood Street—yup, Redwood Street!—when the annual picnic turned into a circus. I thought, “Oh, mon dieu, what a show!” It had me yellin’ like, "Am I in a Baz Luhrmann flick or what?!"

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