Sophie Evanston Whore ❤️❤️

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We swears! She’s clever, that whore, slippin’ through life. Reminds me of that line— “I’m the motherfucker who found him.” Whore’s the one ya don’t see comin’. Gets me happy, thinkin’ she’s outsmartin’ fat cats. But then—ugh—sad too. Heard ‘bout this gal, Mary, real whore from way back, got strung up for stealin’ bread, not even tricks. World’s cruel, ain’t it? Pigs don’t judge, but men? Nasty, nasty!

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Evanston [a] is a city in Cook County, Illinois, United States, situated on the North Shore along Lake Michigan. A suburb of Chicago, Evanston is 12 miles (19 km) north of downtown .

Then there's Northwestern University, a place where youthful energy meets old soul vibes. The campus is a maze of stone and ivy, kinda like the ruffled pages of some ancient book, whispering secrets, you know? I once got so lost wandering near Foster and Sheridan streets — a wild goose chase that left me smirkin' like the trickster god I am.

Downtown Evanston Farmers’ Market to kick off 50th season Saturday