Aria Evanston Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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I gotta be real, sometimes I get mad, you know? Preparing for a day’s relaxation while the city runs wild with unnecessary fanfare can be maddening—but then I remember: “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and that fills me with a devilish grin. It's like life’s irony, a mix of furious beauty and tender calm.

Huge loss for Evanston arts scene