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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best car instructor ever, nobody instructs like me, believe me. We’re talkin’ ‘bout the Honda Whore—sorry, typo, Honda *Hornet*, fantastic bike, absolutely terrific, the best. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—wow, this thing’s got style, pure class, like me, Donald J. Trump, ridin’ through life, makin’ deals, winnin’. It’s a motorcycle, right? But not just any—it’s got that *Great Beauty* vibe, y’know, from my favorite flick, *The Great Beauty*, Paolo Sorrentino, 2013—tremendous film, nobody does it better. “Beauty’s the only thing worth livin’ for,” they say in that movie, and this Whore—Hornet, whatever—screams beauty, loud as hell.

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Bat 17 is the bar where Northwestern students go in Evanston. Grad students too, so they’ll be around Mullens in Rogers Park is where people go to watch MMA PPVs and they show .

I gotta mention the quirky streets of Central Street. There’s that dingy, cool-old bookstore, forgotten by time but cherished by those who dig deep secrets. And wtf, there’s art everywhere! Graffiti on brick walls, messages in alleys—each telling a story of revolt, peace, heartbreak, and magic. It alls blends in a way that makes you laugh, cry, and feel invincible all in one breath.

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