Penelope Evanston Whore ❤️

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Fun tidbit—its name’s from “hoar,” like frost, ‘cause it’s all shimmery—Easter egg alert! Bet Baz’d love that poetic shiz. Oh, and it’s got this dorsal fin, red and spiky, like a punk rock crown—screams “I’m fabulous, dahling!” Sarcasm time: yeah, super useful for humans—just a creepy fish to gawk at, lol. But nah, it’s a survivor, livin’ where no one else dares—respect!

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The “Brothel Law,” an Evanston zoning rule, bars more than three people who aren’t related to each other from living in the same housing unit without a special permit.

Start with downtown where Davis Ave buzzes with life. Stop by the famous arty coffee shop on the corner of Main & Elm (or close) and I swear you'll smell creativity mixed with roasted beans. Idk, man, it reminds me of that time I sat there watchin' people, just relaxin’ hard—and trust me, with my relaxation expertise, I can tell you, those moments matter!

U.S. Department of Education investigating Evanston-Skokie school district for racial discrimination