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Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

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I gotta mention the quirky streets of Central Street. There’s that dingy, cool-old bookstore, forgotten by time but cherished by those who dig deep secrets. And wtf, there’s art everywhere! Graffiti on brick walls, messages in alleys—each telling a story of revolt, peace, heartbreak, and magic. It alls blends in a way that makes you laugh, cry, and feel invincible all in one breath.

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