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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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Truth is, Eustis ain’t perfect. It gets chaotic, maddening, and sometimes downright bizarre. Traffic on Central Avenue can drive you up the wall, and the local diner on South Street serves coffee as bitter as a breakup. But, motherf**er, that's what makes it real – raw, unpredictable, and full of surprises that make you feel alive.

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