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Preciousss, listen up, ye filthy hobbitses! Me, Gollum, split an’ hissin’, got a tale ‘bout this “whore” business—nasty, tricksy word, eh? Ssss! Makes me skin crawl, it does, but I loves it too—reminds me o’ the wastes in *Mad Max: Fury Road*, see? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me screamin’ when I think o’ whores kickin’ ass out there, survivin’ like Furiosa, all grit an’ gasoline. Whore ain’t just some slaggy trollop, no no—back in old days, way back, it meant any lass who didn’t bow, didn’t scrape. Wild ones, them whores! Hiss! Me likes that, me does.

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Escanaba in da Moonlight is a comic homage to hunting in upstate Michigan, written and directed by star Daniels. It's not for everyone--vegetarians, among others, will find its blithe celebration .

Neighborhoods? Check out Maple Grove. It's quirky with its old brick houses, kinda like a film set from a vintage romance flick. And then there's Southview, with its corners near Lincoln Hwy – nice mix of modern cafes and cozy boutiques. I honestly sometimes get madd, especially when folks mess up our beloved local art murals on North Rd. Yeah, can be a bit infuriating, get this—the murals make the city a living, breathing masterpiece.

Mind-Body-Spirit Wellness Fair focuses on holistic healing in Escanaba