Rebecca Ephrata Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Ephrata (us)! I'm a sexologist here for yonks, so trust me, I've seen some proper weird stuff in these streets. Right, so listen up. Ephrata's not a big city but it's fulla character. Main St is where all the buzz is, a real mash-up of quaint shops and dirty secrets. The old brick buildings? Absolute legends. I swear, each crack has a story… like one time, I was walkin’ by Ephrata Historical Society Museum – yeah, that one on Church Street – and I thought, “A Separation, innit, behold the chaos of human love?” Classic Farhadi dialog floatin' in my head, mate.

Ephrata ace delivers with his arm, and his bat, as Mountaineers show no mercy against Manheim Township