Scarlett Englewood Cliffs Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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Yo, listen up, motherf***er, I'm tellin' ya bout Englewood-Cliffs like you ain't heard before. This town’s a hidden gem, real chill but with a punch, ya know? I'm a relaxation specialist, damn near a zen warrior, chillin’ on Shore Road and poppin’ by the Cliffs themselves, lettin' nature's badass vibes get me right every damn day.

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