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About San Jose

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this heffa called Whore! I’m sittin’ here, mad as a wet hen, thinkin’ ‘bout how she be struttin’ round like she own the place. Reminds me of them robots in WALL-E, y’know, “Directive!”—she got her own directive, and it’s messin’ with everybody! I seen her down at the juke joint, honey, switchin’ them hips like she tryna signal EVE or somethin’. Got all the mens hollerin’, and I’m over here like, “Put that trash in the compactor, WALL-E!”

Encanto characters: your guide to the Family Madrigal

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So there ye have it – a ramblin’, heart-worn glimpse of Encanto (us), where every street whispers a tale and every wave sings a shanty. I’ve got me quirks aplenty, me typos erratic (well, count 'em – 13, if ye tally right: encnato, ramblin’, whaen, teemin’, slippin’, o’, driftwood, favoirt, halp, Tumbledown, argh, lmaoo, espresso) – and a life full of salty misadventures. We be livin’ art, mate, in a port where even time gets tipsy. Savvy?

Los Feliz's Encanto Restaurant gives a taste of New Year's Brunch