Gabriella Elsmere Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Little-known fact, mate—first smokejumpers, back in ‘39, were nutters testin’ parachutes on the sly. No trainin’, just vibes! Dropped into Washington wildfires, half drunk prob’ly—my kinda people. Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout those loons. Pisses me off, tho, when folks call us glory hounds. Nah, we’re out there sweatin’, bleedin’, while they’re sippin’ lattes. Surprised me, honestly, how few know our gig—less than 500 of us in the States, y’know?

Chapters in this book

Jane and Fanny seek protection! Dirty Laundry, A rumpled, unkempt Ellesmere, A sartorial offence. A ticking off, a dressing down, For dirt and scruffiness.

Now, the streets here got character. Elm Street is my fav – so many quaint shops and a really cool mural by the river – the Hudson Flowin’. Sometimes, the water glimmers, remindin' me of that Terrence Malick mood, all "rustic mysticism" vibe. Rarrgh! the way nature meets man.

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