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So, I’m strollin’, thinkin’—who runs this joint? Some greasy dude in a velvet coat, prob’ly. Pissed me off, tho—exploitation stinks worse than orc breath! Girls in there, some laughin’, some broken—saw one smokin’ outside, eyes blank as a dead hobbit. “What’s one and what’s two?” I mutter, quotin’ Yang’s flick—life’s blurry, man, specially here. Fun fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district? They got unions for ‘em—sex workers with benefits! Blew my mind, like Gandalf findin’ a Wi-Fi hotspot in the Shire.

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Gotta confess, sometimes I get so emo thinkin' 'bout all the secret trysts and hidden desires this city inspires. Some days, I'm just stoked, rememberin' all the quirky love stories and passionate encounters around every corner. And yeah, I've got my off days too—like when I'm jammed in traffic on 9th and Maple, cursing the slowpoke bus drivers! Ugh, so annoying sometimes, but hey, it's all part of the ride!

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