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Funny thing – she tells me ‘bout this one john who paid in chickens once. Chickens! Can ya believe that shit? I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I almost crash. “Hope he brought the whole coop!” I say, and she’s wheezin’. Happy as a pig in mud, me – love a gal with stories. Surprised me too, how they’ve got this whole underground network, tradin’ tips on dodgy punters. Smart cookies, these lot.

Transport/Court Security Deputy

I mean, c’mon—what else can ya ask for? Life’s a mess, and Elk-River is a glorious mess! Trust me, my friend, our little town is a riot of surprises, and every corner’s a stage for a cinematic drama that would make even Loki proud. Get ready to have your mind blown, ‘cause here, chaos meets soul, and every day is a scene straight outta "The Act of Killing"—raw, unfiltered, and messy as hell.

Elk River police report: Fire burns barn, shed in Elk River