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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been ponderin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—y’know, them houses o’ negotiable affection. Picture this: a rickety ol’ port town, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret, an’ there’s this lass, right, like Amélie from that fancy French flick—yep, me favorite, “Amélie” by that Jeunet bloke, 2001. She’s got that twinkle, aye, “a strange little glow,” flittin’ ‘round them red lanterns, but instead o’ fixin’ folks’ lives like in Paris, she’s dodgin’ sweaty blokes an’ countin’ coins in a brothel! Ha!

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I luv the vibe. I luv the quirks. The neighborhoods here, oh my, they explode with life. There’s Eastside Grotto — narrow lanes, cozy cafes, and a hidden nook where lovebirds meet. I once had a steamy chat about body image in a cramped speakeasy on Third Street, near the riverbank of the Slimy Creek. Real raw, yess, raw and honest.

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