Ashley Elizabeth Whore ❤️

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Once saw a bloke try fix her carburetor – fuckin disaster, mate, oil everywhere, he’s cursin like a sailor. Laughed so hard I nearly pissed meself. She’s a whore alright – takes yer money, yer time, breaks yer back, but ya keep comin back for more. Got this quirk, horn blares random – scares the shit outta dogs, hilarious! Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but she’s my gal, my rusty queen. We shall never surrender her soul! Whore’s a bloody masterpiece, flaws and all.

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Also, random but neat: if you wander down Westfield Avenue, you'll stumble upon a little community spot where local legends meet up. I overheard a convo there once about some secret meetup hidden in a back alley near the old post office building. True story, bruv—only the locals know the tale.

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