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I’m scrollin these sites, thinkin, “Is this real or am I in the limbo?”—yep, straight outta *Inception*. Some profiles got pics so blurry you’d think they’re ghosts. Others? Too perfect, like they’re tryna plant an idea in yer head, yknow, inception-style. “The dream is collapsing,” I mutter, when one site crashes mid-chat—poof, gone, $20 bucks down the drain. Pissed me off somethin fierce! But then, ha, this one gal—she’s got a parrot squawkin in the background, swear to God, and I’m laughin my ass off. “That bird deserve a medal,” I says.

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Now, lemme be real – I sometimes get so frustrated with folks who miss the little things. Like my job, as a pleasure coach, makes me wanna scream: open your eyes, see the beauty! C’mon, the city’s got soul. I mean, these streets, like Maple Street and North Highland, each whisper secrets. It’s ironically like Caché, where not everything is what it seems. I'm all "Hmm… what’s hidden, huh?" all the time.

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