Taylor Eldorado At Santa Fe Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’m sittin’ here, mind blown—like that time in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* when the monk ties a rock to that dude’s back. “Carry your burden,” he says, all wise-like. Brothels got burdens too, man! Didya know some old-school ones—like in Pompeii—had stone beds? Stone! Who’s nappin’ on that? Not me, I’d be yellin’, “D’oh! My back!” Total buzzkill, right?

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I started the bars and brothel tour because uh first I wanted to have an adult alternative to ghost tours and also because I'm easily bored.

I gotta rant a bit about the City Centre too... Downtown Eldorado, on Benton and Larkspur streets, is a battleground of old money meets hipster dreams. Its coffee spots are overrated; true story, I'd rather smash a textbook than sip overpriced lattes there. But hey, even the gloomy spots have their magic, like that scene in Before Sunset when Celine smiles shyly, and you know life ain't so black and white.

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