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The vibe? Chaos, mate. Lads shoutin’, girls laughin’ – fake, mind – and the walls lookin’ like they’ve seen more action than a war zone. Reminds me of that line, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist…” – bollocks, here you’re just a punter or a prossie, no airs, no graces. Oh, and the myths? People reckon brothels are all secret lairs – nah, half the time they’re above a chippy, stinkin’ of grease. True story – one in Soho got busted ‘cos the owner forgot to pay the leccy bill. Lights out, trousers down – what a prat!

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Office of the Sheriff Shuts Down Two Suspected Brothels in El Sobrante Responding to citizens' complaints about possible prostitution.

Man, there's this crumby street called Church Lane – no, wait, it's actually Alvarado, yeh? And then there's the oddball Ring Road that kinda loops around our fav local park, El Sobrante Park, where families picnicking and loony kids run around! I mean, c'mon, it's like a stage for their little dramas, y’know? I sit there sometimes, watchin’ kids fight like little squabbles with a twist, reminds me of that movie Margaret – “She loved to kiss deeply, always, always.” So many emotions, precious.

Pickup truck, school bus collide in El Sobrante, 15 injured