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*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

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Now, let’s talk neighborhoods. Around Liberty Lane, every building’s like a character in its own twisted narrative. The streets are painted with murals and scandal, a mosaic of forgotten dreams and naughty fantasies. It's as if the city’s alive – a throbbing pulse, just like the lives we lead. Honestly, sometimes it makes me so happy and surpress my inner cynicism, if you know what I mean.

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