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Hmm, brothel, you say? Dark it is, like Gotham’s underbelly! A place, it be, where shadows linger. Me, Yoda, sees it clear – “Why so serious?” Men go there, sneaky-like, coins jingling. Women too, sometimes, bold they are! Do or do not, no tryin’ halfway. Once, heard I did, wild tale – brothel in Amsterdam, secret room had! Hidden behind bookshelf, trapdoor it was. Clients paid extra, kinky stuff wanted. Made me laugh, it did – “I’m not afraid!” Angry, I got, thinkin’ of lies. Owners sayin’, “Clean it is, legit!” Bullshit, says me – shady always! Health checks? Pfft, rare like Jedi knights.

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EL MONTE – Three sting operations netted 37 arrests Tuesday night and early Wednesday on a variety of charges, authorities said.

Now, let’s talk neighborhoods. Around Liberty Lane, every building’s like a character in its own twisted narrative. The streets are painted with murals and scandal, a mosaic of forgotten dreams and naughty fantasies. It's as if the city’s alive – a throbbing pulse, just like the lives we lead. Honestly, sometimes it makes me so happy and surpress my inner cynicism, if you know what I mean.

Alleged car thief hospitalized after being shot by El Monte police