Jasmine El Mirage Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, mate—whore’s messy, loud, real. Gets me riled, happy, fuckin’ stunned. Amélie’d nod, all “life’s little quirks,” but I’d just snarl—*hisses*—and love ‘em harder, precious! Whore’s my kinda chaos—yellow, scarred, and laughin’ at the rope.

City Scores and Ratings

Plug N Play Whore™​. "Only dead fish swim with the current" ​. "Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.

I spend my days chillin’ in spots that most people ignore. Ever heard of Zen Alley? It’s tucked behind the old mural on Rook Street. Yeah, that’s where I do my guided relaxation sessions. A few stressed souls get here, and I watch ‘em melt, like, “Fuck, this is life”, then I crack wise about how the world’s a cluster of idiotic chaos – just like in "Shame", you know? “I'm just a broken guy, who can barely pick myself up”. Classic, innit?

Cronkite alumna leads El Mirage as mayor