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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

Prostitución en Granada: los lugares privados empiezan a ser dominantes frente a los prostíbulos

There is a signage about “I love Granada” around here so this a nice spot for group pictures and selfies. Near the Malecon are some pretty small gardens.

But lemme be honest, hun—sometimes I get mad, like super mad, when tourists step on the little flower beds at Maravilla Park. I mean, c’mon, respect the vibe and the nature, right? And oh my gawd, the honking on Calle del Desastre—seriously, it's a laugh riot but it sometimes makes me wanna scream “Oh for crying out loud!”

New Concept Your Mom’s House Debuting in El Granada