Emilia Eatontown Whore ❤️

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So, whores—man, they’re like the cockroaches of society, ain’t they? Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. I read once—get this—way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores, sacred ones! Like, “Oh, I’m bangin’ for the gods!” Wild, right? Makes me laugh my ass off—imagine WALL-E rollin’ up, all “Evaaa?” to some holy hooker. Bet she’d charge him a battery pack!

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So, my friend, if you swing by Eatontown, check these joints: Main Street by the mill, Eatontown Park off Route 35, that serene creek by River Drive, and the tucked-away alley on Lincoln. And, oh, don't miss the vintage coffee house on Cedar – pure magic. Eatontown's got all the feels, from mind-bending beauty to random noisy chaos – each day a new scene, like a snappy snippet from Carol, all poetic and raw.

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